hiii i have a ko-fi <3 (announcement completely unrelated to my country’s currency being worth
0.0010
dollars now)
man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge
i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am
Not even to save New York?
what has new york ever done for me
at the Kevin MacLeod rave
Break my heart, Break your heart
My star spangled boy. Aka earth’s most miserable jockey, Johnny Joestar. He’s my favorite and makes me feel emotions I can’t quite articulate. Insanity, probably, but I don’t know for sure (also, shoutout to @iamyrena who said Johnny should wear a headscarf/bandanna. No one has ever been more correct)
I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.
ABSOLUTELY one of my favourites.
which horror movie would you be most likely to survive
28 days later
saw
scream
trick 'r' treat
the blair witch project
halloween
us
the conjouring
the cabin in the woods
a quiet place
it follows
i'd die in any of these lmao
I need people to understand…that if you believe in paying people a livable hourly wage…most hand-knitted clothing should cost hundreds of dollars
“My grandma could make that!” YOUR GRANDMA LOVES YOU ENOUGH TO SPEND A MONTH MAKING YOU A SWEATER FOR CHRISTMAS, I HAVE NO SUCH AFFECTION
If Jurassic Park was real the DefunctLand video on it would open with "66 Million Years ago, an asteroid the size of Mount Everest slammed into the Gulf of Mexico,"
Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure




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